I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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