my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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