We're facebook friends in real life
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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