that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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