just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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