I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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