I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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