god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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