i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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