Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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