People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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