What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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