Your mouth is God's brothel.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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