i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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