Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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