I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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