Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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