This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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