once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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