have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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