When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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