Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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