well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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