i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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