That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My dick has a subreddit
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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