Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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