How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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