I cockslap morals
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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