Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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