let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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