He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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