when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
