I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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