Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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