Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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