wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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