You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
