so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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