i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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