so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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