he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
