erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
