none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
