So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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