I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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