So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
wow bdsm is so cute
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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