absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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