Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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