The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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