Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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