I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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