yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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